I told Steven to write this because I was too lazy but he tried to write it in my own voice by not punctuating and saying totally. Anyway, this is the message:so my Autistic friend Steven Kapp worked on a study that you should totally take or at least reblog. it’s online…
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
write my tombstone in emojis
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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