peppermintbee:

Words I started using ironically:

  • bro / bruh
  • bae
  • waifu
  • rad
  • totes
  • amirite
  • mang

Words I’m now using non-ironically:

  • [ see above list ]

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snapchatting:

reblog if you hate 6th grade! the teachers are out to get you and everyone is changing :(

(via communistbakery)

(Source: -teesa-, via shouldnt)

(Source: -teesa-, via shouldnt)

fatbatman:

American Boy (feat. Kanye West) - Estelle

(via jetofeden)

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

(via onlinepunk)

Drake Help Me Through This

(Source: fingerblaster113, via youneedtobegonce)

"

But the 8-hour workday is too profitable for big business, not because of the amount of work people get done in eight hours (the average office worker gets less than three hours of actual work done in 8 hours) but because it makes for such a purchase-happy public. Keeping free time scarce means people pay a lot more for convenience, gratification, and any other relief they can buy. It keeps them watching television, and its commercials. It keeps them unambitious outside of work.

We’ve been led into a culture that has been engineered to leave us tired, hungry for indulgence, willing to pay a lot for convenience and entertainment, and most importantly, vaguely dissatisfied with our lives so that we continue wanting things we don’t have. We buy so much because it always seems like something is still missing.

"

tfw when high and at a family reunion

  • great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!
  • me: where

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

(via funkywitch)

telapathetic:

ikusobbing:

a human being made this. this exists. what kind of world do we live in. im ashamed and confused.

im so hard

(Source: thominyourside, via zackisontumblr)

(Source: vinebox, via fagmobs)

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

image

swag bitch

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