canyouknock:

when someone wants to borrow your laptop and your search history looking

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frigerator:

I support thick thighs

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

I need quick money making schemes. Suggestions?


Thanks.

weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

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straight boy problem #27

tupacabra:

when ur nike basketball shorts don’t cover enough of ur shins

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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